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so i saw resetti yesterday

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:59:34 -0400

this is a legit thign i am sad

dongstrider: im—really—weird: psyducked: I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:38:36 -0400

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this

but then what if you dont fall in love with the person is? what if you end up hating them for some bizarre reason and you love another person. but you know you cant be together because your shapes dont match.

topc4t: chloerayne: TRIGGER WARNING This is a Scottish...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:23:26 -0400

topc4t:

chloerayne:

TRIGGER WARNING

This is a Scottish anti-rape PSA that is a direct response to blaming a rape victim for dressing like a slut. What do you think? Is it effective?

Never have I seen such an effective video in my life… and it’s only 30 seconds long. Definitely, 100% watch and reblog this.

This is just perfect omg

10 things you should never say to a girl

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:22:25 -0400

10 things you should never say to a girl

dirkstrider-more-like-dickrider: trickstertimaeustestified: swe...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:55:32 -0400

dirkstrider-more-like-dickrider:

trickstertimaeustestified:

sweatert0wn:

millenniumwanker:

thegaycousin:

fandombound-creepypasta:

tomatotaster:

eridanbooty:

photoncerberus:

the-grudge-girl:

Hide and Seek Alone

Playing hide-and-seek-alone is quite popular in various parts of Asia. Those who have tried it report that it actually works and that they felt their lives were threatened.

You will need:

A doll with legs. (The doll serves as a place for the spirit to enter, therefore it is advised that you not use a human doll or a doll that you really like because there is a great chance that the spirit will not leave the doll.)

Rice (The spirit that eats this offering is said to grow stronger)

Red thread (This symbolizes blood and acts of restraint)

Something from your body (Fingernails are the most commonly used, but some use their own blood, skin, hair, etc. Don’t use someone else’s body parts or else it becomes a curse.)

Weapon (Something to stab the doll with so that you can anger it. Real knives are dangerous, so most people use pencils or needles.)

Salt water or alcohol (Without this, the game won’t end. This material is used to get rid of the spirit.)

Hiding place

A name (Giving the spirit a name is the most powerful thing a human can give. Names give spirits great power.)

Step 1: Cut the doll and replace its insides with rice.

Step 2: Place something from your body into the doll.

Step 3: Wrap the doll with the red thread thread as if to hinder it.

Step 4: In a bathroom, pour water into a large washbasin and find some place to hide.

Step 5: Place a cup of salt water in the place before starting the game.

To play:

Step 1: Start at 3 A.M. because that is the time when spirits are most active

Step 2: Give the doll a name

Step 3: When the clock strikes three, close your eyes and say “First tagger is (doll name)!” three times. (If you’re talking to the doll, you must talk sternly.)

Step 4: Go to the bathroom and place the doll in the washbasin.

Step 5: Turn off all the lights

Step 6: Close your eyes and count to ten. Ready your your weapon and head to the bathroom. Go to the doll and say “I found you (doll name)!” and stab the doll. Afterward, close your eyes again and say “Now (doll name) is it!” three times

Step 7: Place the weapon next to the doll and go to your hiding place. You MUST lock the door as well as all other doors and windows.

Step 8: Drink the salt water, but do not swallow or spit it out. The salt water will protect you from the spirit.

To end:

When you want to end the game, take any leftover salt water or alcohol and find the doll. Keep in mind that the doll may not be in the bathroom and there have been instances of it being outside. When you find the doll, Spray the salt water in your mouth on the doll and do the same with the excess water you have left. Close your eyes and shout “I win! I win! I win!” The spirit in the doll will give up and and the game ends. It is advised to dispose of the doll by burning it.

Important:

Keep the game under two hours. After two hours, the spirit in the doll will be too strong to be removed.

You must play alone. The more people there are, the higher the chances of someone getting possessed.

Don’t go outside

When hiding, BE SILENT

Turn off all electronics before starting

When running away, DO NOT LOOK BACK. Also, don’t fall asleep while playing. The doll might stab you.

When discovered by the doll, you can get a small wound or even get possessed. If found by the doll, be careful because your weapon will be somewhere on the floor or in your pocket.

After the game is over, it is important to lean up properly. Be sure to put salt in every corner of the house, especially places where you put the doll and where you found it. Salt is said to scare away spirits.

People who have played have reported some of the following events that usually take place while playing:

TV changing channels on its own

Perfectly normal lights flickering

Doors opening and closing

Hearing the sound of laughter

hide and seek with a doll more like hELL FUCKING NO

All aboard the nope train to fuck that ville.

Trying This.

I AM AFRAID

Alright. I’ll try it when Hope and I have some time alone.
We’ve got some good experience with this shit, so it should be fun.

DONT DO THIS DONT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS KIND OF STUFF IS NOTHING TO PLAY AROUND WITH IF YOU REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING

iHEAR ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME HOE ABOUT HELL THE FUCK TO THE NO

extensivelypiratical: fuckthefilthfriends: this is the...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:52:00 -0400

extensivelypiratical:

fuckthefilthfriends:

this is the greatest set ever

Just think of a teacher at Hogwarts using something like this to teach classes ohmyf.

godtiercosbytop: bro-striders-ass-tho: i lets take a moment...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:42:42 -0400

godtiercosbytop:

bro-striders-ass-tho:

i

lets take a moment of silence to remember this moment

kurgy: this has probably been done already, idk. I was watching...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:41:41 -0400

kurgy:

this has probably been done already, idk. I was watching Aladdin and wanted to draw these two since I haven’t yet and, well, would it help if I said I’m sorry? maybe I’ll make a part 2 but I’m not sure yet

thedevilswaiting: The original story of the little mermaid...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:38:46 -0400

thedevilswaiting:

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog.

Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

Holy shit

corenevipera: fovelshucker: TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:37:47 -0400

corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES

How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

attackofthepartycannon: erwwehdan: im sorry john fUCK IM...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:35:31 -0400

attackofthepartycannon:

erwwehdan:

im sorry john

fUCK IM GONNA PISS MYSLEF

dementedmarionette: I’m waking up to ash and dust.I wipe my...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:34:02 -0400

dementedmarionette:

I’m waking up to ash and dust.
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust.

I’m breathing in the chemicals.
I’m breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus.

This is it, the apocalypse.

I’m waking up, I feel it in my bones.

Enough to make my systems blow.

Welcome to the new age, to the new age.

Welcome to the new age, to the new age.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I’m radioactive, radioactive.

…….

All systems go, the sun hasn’t died.
Deep in my bones, straight from inside.

I’m waking up, I feel it in my bones.

Enough to make my systems blow.

Welcome to the new age, to the new age.

Welcome to the new age, to the new age.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I’m radioactive, radioactive.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I’m radioactive, radioactive.

orima-kazooie: ygocanonshuffle: can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character you spend...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:33:06 -0400

orima-kazooie:

ygocanonshuffle:

can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character

you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this

and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”

“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”

sassygaytrickstertime: fuckingrecipes: DIDN’T GET YOUR PARTNER...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:32:38 -0400

sassygaytrickstertime:

fuckingrecipes:

DIDN’T GET YOUR PARTNER A VALENTINE?

UNDERSTANDABLE, BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY BEING A SEXY BASTARD AND SAVING THE WORLD OR SOME SHIT.

NOW RINSE THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS AND GRAB SOME SHIT FROM THE STORE, BECAUSE EVERY ASSHOLE DESERVES SOME ROMANTIC CRAP ONCE IN A WHILE.

AFTER YOU RESTOCK YOUR SILVER BULLETS, SALT AND STITCH TOGETHER YOUR OWN WOUNDS LIKE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER, BUY SOME RASPBERRIES AND THREE TYPES OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS.

WHY THREE?

VARIETY, ASSHOLE! IT MAKES YOU LOOK CLASSY, LIKE YOU ACTUALLY TRIED, INSTEAD OF WHIPPING TOGETHER SOME BULLSHIT AT THE LAST MINUTE LIKE A FORGETFUL BITCH.

SO GET YOUR MILK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE AND DARK CHOCOLATE CHIPS. TRAVEL INTO THE WILDS AND COLLECT ONLY THE PUREST AND MOST SUCCULENT RASPBERRIES FOR THE PERSON OF YOUR AFFECTIONS.

OR MAYBE YOU’RE MAKING THIS TREAT FOR YOURSELF, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. SHUT THE HELL UP.

NOW DELICATELY PICK UP A RASPBERRY, ‘CAUSE THOSE ASSHOLES ARE EASY TO DAMAGE. REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU PUT TOGETHER AN ARC REACTOR IN A CAVE AND BE A GENTLE BASTARD AS YOU PUSH THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS INSIDE EACH RASPBERRY.

NOW PUT THE BOWL OF PERFECTION AND SHIT INTO THE FRIDGE OR FREEZER, DEPENDING ON HOW HARDCORE YOU ARE.

DON’T FORGET TO PRESENT THESE DELICIOUS LITTLE BASTARDS IN YOUR HAND-MADE SILVER CHALICE, BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY ASSHOLE LIKE THAT.

thank you karkat

xofrnksbutt: [x]

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:28:43 -0400

xofrnksbutt:

[x]

fandom-mused-fandom-games: For my Tumblr Flag/Fandom Games...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:09:17 -0400

fandom-mused-fandom-games:

For my Tumblr Flag/Fandom Games project

See the other fandoms here

fandom-mused-fandom-games: For my Tumblr Flag/Fandom Games...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:09:15 -0400

fandom-mused-fandom-games:

For my Tumblr Flag/Fandom Games project

See the other fandoms here

Poster made by visor-dewitt

kumashiro: imploder: trollcop2 iin hot...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:52:29 -0400

kumashiro:

imploder:

trollcop2 iin hot pur2uiit

[Damara|Terezi|Sollux]

IM SCREAMING OH MY GOD NO

internetfeet: loveofotaku: internetfeet: Read More Read More Read More im the same way, ive...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:26:49 -0400

internetfeet:

loveofotaku:

internetfeet:

Read More

Read More

Read More

im the same way, ive had a crush all of once and now nothing. i just dont want to be with anyone. but i like the idea of a relationship but then i hate the idea because responsibilities and bluh, i just dont care for anyone enough for that kind of commitment. but if it was cool to platonicly smooch peps that would be great!

sushinfood: sailorbeefcake: I kept running into this John on...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:21:00 -0400

sushinfood:

sailorbeefcake:

I kept running into this John on Trollplay who only wanted a Dave (presumably for hawt yaois)

Seriously mate if you only want to roleplay with one fucking character out of the entire series then use MSPARP and filter everyone except Dave

this is the funniest thing i have read all day